The Poker Game
Why don't lions play cards in the wild?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
Because there are too many cheetahs!
The Mystery Solver
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
An investigator!
The Big Move
Why did the elephant stay in the airport?
He was waiting for his trunk!
He was waiting for his trunk!
High Hopes
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in the clouds!
Because he had his head in the clouds!
The Denture Bear
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
A gummy bear!
The Social Butterfly
Why was the mushroom invited to the jungle party?
Because he was a fun-gi!
Because he was a fun-gi!
The Spotted Problem
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted!
Because he's always spotted!
The Thieving Gator
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crook-o-dile!
A crook-o-dile!
The Rhinoceros Truth
What do you call a rhinoceros with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
The Traveling Buffalo
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to work?
Bison!
Bison!
The Martial Artist
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
A pork chop!
The Achievement Award
Why did the cow win an award?
Because she was outstanding in her field!
Because she was outstanding in her field!
The Tropical Sheep
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas!
The Baaa-hamas!
The Pogo Cow
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick!
Give a cow a pogo stick!
The Sore Throat
Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Because he was a little horse!
Because he was a little horse!
The Farmer's Bells
Why does the farmer put bells on his cows?
Because their horns don't work!
Because their horns don't work!
The Acting Pig
Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!
Because he was a real ham!
The Math Student
How do cows count?
With a cow-culator!
With a cow-culator!
The Secretive Cow
Why can't you tell a cow a secret?
Because it goes in one ear and out the udder!
Because it goes in one ear and out the udder!
The Luxury Bovine
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
Spoiled milk!
The Impatient Shark
Why do sharks live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
The Musical Orca
Where do killer whales hear music?
In an orca-stra!
In an orca-stra!
The Blushing Fish
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
The Shellfish Life
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they are shellfish!
Because they are shellfish!
The Sturgeon General
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
A sturgeon!
The Underwater Wall
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Dam!
Dam!
The Starry Night
Which fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
A starfish!
The Missing Eye
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
A fsh!
The Crabby Behavior
Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish!
Because he was a little shellfish!
The Purposeful Dolphin
What did the dolphin say to the fish?
You need a porpoise in life!
You need a porpoise in life!
The Dog Magician
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
A labracadabrador!
The Phone Line
Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs!
Because they have collar IDs!
The Minty Feline
Why do cats have minty breath?
Because they use mousewash!
Because they use mousewash!
The Barking Tree
Why is a tree like a big dog?
They both have a lot of bark!
They both have a lot of bark!
The Scratching Lesson
How do dogs train their fleas?
From scratch!
From scratch!
The Poodle Problem
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
The Cat Color
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple!
Purr-ple!
The Dictionary Dog
What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth!
Take the words out of his mouth!
The Tail-ender
Where do cats go when they lose their tails?
The re-tail store!
The re-tail store!
The Bedtime Rule
Which mother allows her children to go to bed with their shoes on?
A horse!
A horse!
The School Buzz
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
On the school buzz!
The Heavy Ant
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An eleph-ant!
An eleph-ant!
The Dino-Snore
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
A dino-snore!
The Makeup Duck
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill!"
"Put it on my bill!"
The Web Search
Why did the spider use a computer?
To check his web-site!
To check his web-site!
The Wise Guy
Why was the owl promoted?
Because he was a real wise guy!
Because he was a real wise guy!
The Quacking Dawn
What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
At the quack of dawn!
The Kangaroo Drink
What is a marsupial's favorite drink?
Coca-Koala!
Coca-Koala!
The Sticky Bee
Why was the bee's hair sticky?
He used a honeycomb!
He used a honeycomb!
The No Eye-Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye-deer!
I have no eye-deer!
