The Romantic Vegetable
What did the carrot say to the wheat?
"Lettuce" be together!
"Lettuce" be together!
The Emotional Fruit
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam!
Because his parents were in a jam!
The Heavy Grape
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine!
He let out a little wine!
The Medical Condition
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
The Salad Secret
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Because it saw the salad dressing!
The Gym Routine
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill!
Push it down a hill!
The Social Fungi
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he's a fun-gi!
Because he's a fun-gi!
The Nosy Pepper
What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
It gets jalapeño business!
The Corn Family
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
"Where is pop-corn?"
"Where is pop-corn?"
The Citrus Squeeze
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
Because it ran out of juice!
The Imposter
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
An impasta!
The Toasty Wedding
Did you hear about the wedding of the two pieces of bread?
The ceremony was great, but the toast was excellent!
The ceremony was great, but the toast was excellent!
The Cereal Mystery
What do you call a dad who loves breakfast way too much?
A cereal killer!
A cereal killer!
The Wealthy Loaf
What did the donut say to the bread?
"If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be around all these crumbs!"
"If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be around all these crumbs!"
The Flying Bread
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels!
Because then they'd be bagels!
The Artistic Crust
Why did the pizza go to the gallery?
Because it was a real masterpiece!
Because it was a real masterpiece!
The Sleepy Slice
What do you call a pizza that's sleeping?
A pi-ZZZ-a!
A pi-ZZZ-a!
The Fast Noodle
What do you call a noodle that works out?
A muscle-ini!
A muscle-ini!
The Rice Greeting
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasa-bee!"
"Wasa-bee!"
The Sarcastic Toast
What did the butter say to the bread?
"I'm on a roll!"
"I'm on a roll!"
The Ownership Dispute
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Nacho cheese!
The Martial Artist
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
A pork chop!
The Fragile Comedian
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
They'd crack each other up!
The Heavy Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Ground beef!
The Brave Bird
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
To prove he wasn't chicken!
The Weighty Noodle
Which Singaporean noodle is the heaviest?
The Wanton (one-tonne) noodle!
The Wanton (one-tonne) noodle!
The Hot Dog
What do you call a dog in the winter?
A chili dog!
A chili dog!
The Emotional Pau
Why did the Chicken Pau cry?
Because it had too many fillings!
Because it had too many fillings!
The Cow's Day Off
Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria!
The calf-eteria!
The Turkey's Fear
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Because it had the drumsticks!
The Crumbly Patient
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumbly!
Because he was feeling crumbly!
The Smart Candy
What is a nerd's favorite candy?
Smarties!
Smarties!
The Ice Cream Alarm
What is an ice cream's favourite day of the week?
Sundae!
Sundae!
The Sticky Situation
Why was the honey so smart?
Because it was always in a bee-line!
Because it was always in a bee-line!
The Sibling Rivalry
Why did the boy put sugar under his pillow?
He wanted sweet dreams!
He wanted sweet dreams!
The Chocolate Speedster
What do you call a race car made of chocolate?
A Hershey's bar-acer!
A Hershey's bar-acer!
The Cookie Thief
How do you know if a cookie is a thief?
He's always a little chipper!
He's always a little chipper!
The Gum Wall
What did the bubble gum say to the shoe?
"I'm stuck on you!"
"I'm stuck on you!"
The Marshmallow Fight
Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
To get to the s'more!
To get to the s'more!
The Baking Secret
How do you get a baker to laugh?
Tell him a "flour" joke!
Tell him a "flour" joke!
The Sad Coffee
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
A depresso!
A depresso!
The Tea-riffic Mom
How does a scientist start her morning?
With a cup of liber-tea!
With a cup of liber-tea!
The Pepper's Temper
Why was the salt always getting into trouble?
Because it kept shaking things up!
Because it kept shaking things up!
The Mugged Coffee
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
Because it got mugged!
The Cold Cash
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
He wanted cold hard cash!
The Quiet Drink
Who is noisier, BreadTalk or Kopitiam?
BreadTalk, because bread talks, but Kopi diam (quiet)!
BreadTalk, because bread talks, but Kopi diam (quiet)!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
A gummy bear!
The Dentist's Treat
The Nutty Hello
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
"I'm a cashew!"
"I'm a cashew!"
The Pickle's Mood
Why was the pickle so happy?
Because he was in a good dill!
Because he was in a good dill!
The Final Toast
What did the father say when he finished the list?
"That's a wrap!"
"That's a wrap!"