The Sad Math Book
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Because it had too many problems.
Geometry Logic
Why was the geometry book so confusing?
Because it was pointless.
Because it was pointless.
The Reliable Friend
Why can you always trust a calculator?
Because you can always count on it!
Because you can always count on it!
The Round Genius
Why was the circle so smart?
Because it had 360 degrees!
Because it had 360 degrees!
Parallel Lines
Parallel lines have so much in common...
It's a shame they'll never meet.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
The Lost Compass
Why was the compass so sad?
Because it felt like its life was going in circles!
Because it felt like its life was going in circles!
Roman Numerals
How do you write the number 4 in Roman numerals?
IV (I-V)... but usually, I just watch TV!
IV (I-V)... but usually, I just watch TV!
Pi Day
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A "Pi-thon"!
A "Pi-thon"!
The Farmer's Math
What do you call a professional farmer who is good at math?
A pro-tractor!
A pro-tractor!
Algebra Secret
What is an owl's favorite subject?
Owl-gebra!
Owl-gebra!
Chemistry Boredom
I told a chemistry joke in class yesterday...
But there was no reaction.
But there was no reaction.
Biology Phones
Why do biologists love taking photos with their phones?
Because they are experts in cell-fies!
Because they are experts in cell-fies!
The Periodic Table
I was going to tell a joke about sodium...
But Na.
But Na.
Astronomy Star
Why did the sun skip college?
Because it already had over 28 million degrees!
Because it already had over 28 million degrees!
The Geology Fan
Why was the geology teacher so popular?
Because she really rocks!
Because she really rocks!
Light Travel
Why did the student bring a flashlight to science class?
Because he wanted to learn about light travel!
Because he wanted to learn about light travel!
The Atomic Lie
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
Because they make up everything!
Electricity Class
What did the teacher say to the student who didn't understand electricity?
"You need to conduct yourself better!"
"You need to conduct yourself better!"
The Plant's Exam
What do you call it when a plant fails its exam?
Root awakening!
Root awakening!
Ocean Discovery
What is the most popular letter in the school during summer?
The "C" (sea)!
The "C" (sea)!
History Repeats
Why is history such a great subject?
Because it always repeats itself!
Because it always repeats itself!
The Dictionary Dog
What do you do if your dog chews up a dictionary?
Take the words right out of his mouth!
Take the words right out of his mouth!
Grammar Drama
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws; the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
One has claws at the end of its paws; the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Library Secret
Why did the librarian get kicked out of the meeting?
Because she kept saying "shhh-ecret!"
Because she kept saying "shhh-ecret!"
The Punctuation Party
Why was the exclamation point so excited at school?
Because it was finally making a point!
Because it was finally making a point!
The Knight School
What do you call a knight who goes to summer school?
Sir Render!
Sir Render!
Past, Present, Future
The past, the present, and the future walked into a classroom...
It was a bit tense.
It was a bit tense.
Book Slumber
Where do books sleep at night?
Under their covers!
Under their covers!
Spelling Bee
How do bees get to school?
On the school "buzz"!
On the school "buzz"!
Geography Travel
Why did the student bring a globe to class?
Because he wanted to be a world-class student!
Because he wanted to be a world-class student!
The Bright Class
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright!
Because her students were so bright!
The Broken Pencil
Why didn't the student do their homework with a broken pencil?
Because it was pointless!
Because it was pointless!
Ruler of the School
Why did the ruler get promoted to principal?
Because he really knew how to rule!
Because he really knew how to rule!
The Glue Truth
Why did the teacher get mad at the student for using too much glue?
Because he was really stuck to his story!
Because he was really stuck to his story!
Cross-eyed Teacher
What do you call a cross-eyed teacher?
Someone who can't control her pupils!
Someone who can't control her pupils!
The Crayon Box
Why was the crayon so colorful at school?
Because it had a very sketchy past!
Because it had a very sketchy past!
Eraser Logic
Why did the student bring an eraser to the bank?
Because he wanted to clear his account!
Because he wanted to clear his account!
Back-talk
Why was the backpack so rude?
Because it was full of back-talk!
Because it was full of back-talk!
The Desk Job
Why did the desk go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad case of the "drawers"!
Because it had a bad case of the "drawers"!
The Pencil Shaving
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
"You're really getting to the point!"
"You're really getting to the point!"
Favorite Subject
What is a kid's favorite subject in school?
Recess!
Recess!
Delicious Exam
Why did the student eat his test paper?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Lunchbox Wisdom
What did the sandwich say to the lunchbox?
"You've got me covered!"
"You've got me covered!"
The Happy Bell
Why was the school bell so happy?
Because it was finally saved by itself!
Because it was finally saved by itself!
Pre-school Dinos
Where do dinosaurs go to school?
Pre-school!
Pre-school!
Big Apple Hands
Teacher: "If I have 5 apples in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?"
Student: "Really big hands!"
Student: "Really big hands!"
The A-Sharp Student
What do you call a student who is great at music?
An A-sharp student!
An A-sharp student!
Privacy Matters
Why do students always study in the bathroom?
Because they want to go to a "private" school!
Because they want to go to a "private" school!
The Long Run
Why did the student run to school?
Because he heard the school was in a race for first place!
Because he heard the school was in a race for first place!
Final Grades
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to get to high school!
Because he wanted to get to high school!